.@AllanMaki There are three types of gophers: ground squirrel, gopher tortoise and pocket gopher (younger brother of the rocket gopher)

Today, 05:53

@cpanderson :-) She's a pocket sized perfect replica of lea squirrel

Yesterday, 22:15

put me in your pocket *squeals delightfully* I am a tiny squirrel nymph learning to be daunting

May 28th, 21:26

@JoellOrtiz Get a pocket pet. Its a small marsupial that fits in your pocket. Looks like a Lil squirrel. http://t.co/JLsNoRw5

May 28th, 12:47

@fucktyler I want your pet squirrel in my pocket

May 28th, 05:54

RT @ThreeSix36: @benzoScott lol bruh u know you just stopped doin that. But you till be walkin round wit that stank ass squirrel tail in yo back pocket lol

May 28th, 02:17

@benzoScott lol bruh u know you just stopped doin that. But you till be walkin round wit that stank ass squirrel tail in yo back pocket lol

May 28th, 02:16

Need to get my wisdom teeth out soon. Down side: Squirrel face. Up side: Painkillers :D I'm reachin in my pocket for a painkilla- Pendulum

May 27th, 23:40

@SpencerHart I just read that as pocket squirrel and really worried about his mental status for .3 seconds #BenedictCumberbatch

May 27th, 22:15

RT @seedkeeper: The only thing cuter than acoustic Allo Darlin is a kitten with a hat with a squirrel in it's pocket who also has a hat.

May 27th, 19:00

I'm out of pocket this am. I was checking the mail, saw a squirrel and said to him, "nuts in yo mouf lookin' ass." -_-

May 27th, 18:30

The only thing cuter than acoustic Allo Darlin is a kitten with a hat with a squirrel in it's pocket who also has a hat.

May 27th, 17:43

This is Circe, don't let this photo fool you she is a pocket pittie, abouta 20 lb little squirrel!! I just... http://t.co/JDom7SYr

May 26th, 20:51

i took a cheese stick out of the fridge, put it in my pocket, and forgot about it. i feel like a squirrel.

May 26th, 18:46

@MUM2EJ had Fudge for breakfast - with coffee - stuck some in my pocket (fudge I mean) feel like a squirrel now

May 26th, 09:40