RT @birdmanderson: I watch enough swamp people to assure myself that if an alligator was in the lake behind my house. I could catch it in less than an hour.

Today, 05:24

I watch enough swamp people to assure myself that if an alligator was in the lake behind my house. I could catch it in less than an hour.

Today, 05:20

@Its_JHector YMCA, if not there then just practice in an alligator infested lake, that'll really teach you how to swim fast :D

Today, 05:01

@thattuskegeeboy lol hell yea dey just shot a 12 ft 600 lb alligator in our lake the other day

Today, 03:55

I've just watched a film about an oversized alligator with erectile dysfunction. It's called Lake Flaccid.

Today, 03:43

RT @LovelyCries: Go walk to a lake, and then throw yourself into the mouth of a alligator. Then maybe I would hate you less.

Today, 03:11

RT @LovelyCries: Go walk to a lake, and then throw yourself into the mouth of a alligator. Then maybe I would hate you less.

Today, 03:07

Go walk to a lake, and then throw yourself into the mouth of a alligator. Then maybe I would hate you less.

Today, 03:06

People are really nonchalant about this alligator in the lake in our backyard

Today, 03:06

Wyandotte lake is now the proud owner of 3 young alligator snapping turtles, we released them back to natural habitat

Today, 02:30

I've just watched a film about an oversized alligator with an erection problem. It's called Lake Flaccid.

Today, 01:50

Jump off a mini bridge into a mini lake and I hope a mini alligator nibble at ur baby toe.. oh and fuck ya life :-)

Today, 01:19

I've just watched a film about an oversized alligator with an erection problem.It's called Lake Flaccid.

Today, 01:12

I've just watched a film about an oversized alligator with an erection problem. It's called Lake Flaccid.

Today, 01:01

Having a lake behind yr house ain't always what its cracked up to be. Saw an alligator in the backyard some days ago.

Today, 00:48