I just opened my bedroom door to a pitch black house - clearly about to get murdered!

Today, 01:11

The alien on american dad is a bit of a babe.

Today, 00:56

DIES IN YOUR ARMS <33333333

Today, 00:40

RT @justinbieber: #3WEEKS #21DAYS = #BELIEVE

Today, 00:39

@jackkirwan10 @emmalubanski @ryanmcmaster94 @caitlinhiggy I finish at 4.15 so you should come to Darnley then!!!

Today, 00:35

Just 2 more days till I am a bum! #bringiton

Yesterday, 23:26

@WhatsOnEastRen What about Whitelee Wind Farm, Dams by Darnley for #ScotlandHour

Yesterday, 21:58

RT @curranstephen: well done & good luck Primary 6a at St Angela’s in Darnley launching "Miles Apart" song for @MarysMeals

Yesterday, 21:23

'Nathan you sing like a dying cat' ... 'Hey dying cats are well more high pitc .... Oh, yeah your right'

Yesterday, 21:07

@femkehoogvliet kijk op darnley zn twitter hij heeft hem haha

Yesterday, 20:41

@Nathan_Darnley what u think is tidy, is messy to me!

Yesterday, 20:31

Enjoy a gentle 4 mile walk at @Dams2Darnley Country Park tomorrow... http://t.co/g4hE4g76

Yesterday, 20:29

@xNatasha8 no it doesn't! Not after I've tidied it it doesn't. :')

Yesterday, 20:24

@Nathan_Darnley MY henry! your room just always looks like a bombs hit it!

Yesterday, 20:19

@xNatasha8 ey! Be quiet you or I'll put all the crap in henry and watch you cry!

Yesterday, 20:15