RT @iEresSarcastico: —A mí antes me perseguían las mujeres. —¿Y por qué ya no? —Es que ya no robo bolsos.

Today, 08:45

RT @iEresSarcastico: —Oye, ¿ya viste? —¿Qué? —Nos sirvieron lo mismo de comer. —Pendejo, estamos en la cárcel ¬¬'

Today, 08:44

I miss them late calls in the night :/

Today, 08:43

@Sugar_CD im down (:

Today, 08:36

#iAlwaysWantedTo be rich and have a Lamborghini 😝😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

Today, 08:27

@Sugar_CD that could be me :)

Today, 08:23

#iAlwaysWantedTo be a Jedi (:

Today, 08:22

#iAlwaysWantedTo be like Guillermo Ochoa with his reflexes :D

Today, 08:21

RT @KattWillliams: 2 reasons not to drink toilet water: Number 1 and number 2.

Today, 08:13

#iAlwaysWantedTo be in a FIFA world cup matches :D

Today, 08:11

#iAlwaysWantedTo Be a super hero either batman or spiderman haha

Today, 08:07

RT @Wtfuxkjosie: RT. for a follow back .

Today, 07:57

Abc7talking about the earthquake near Malibu. http://t.co/wMmUj7VK #Malibu via @geo_rami

Today, 07:57

Abc7talking about the earthquake near Malibu. http://t.co/5CuoRhsq

Today, 07:56

@reaalestErica I did :o

Today, 07:56